so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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