do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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