i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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