my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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