i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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