your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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