I'm eating all of the evidence.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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