Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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