My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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