operation harelip BJ is a go
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I want a musical about memes.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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