I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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