I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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