before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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