Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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