Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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