Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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