Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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