New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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