He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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