Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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