Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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