can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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