i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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