Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
