Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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