she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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