I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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