So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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