Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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