tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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