I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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