have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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