Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
