found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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