I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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