fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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