lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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