I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
