i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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