She said her name was "party"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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