we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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