I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
