ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
