I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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