no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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