And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
