I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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