I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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