i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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