there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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