Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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