Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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