I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Operation Purity has been aborted
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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