he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
