the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
COCAINE IS GR8
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